I am a upper class socialite with intellectual tastes and a snobbish, uptight demeanor. I am something of an epicure, and enjoy the finer things in life, such as wine, good food and expensive tailoring. I am also also an aficionado of the arts, including opera, classical music, theatre, and antiquities, and I possess some esoteric and obscure interests, such as Mongolian Throat Singing, and obscure African artifacts. My large ego, coupled with my Harvard and Oxford education, make me extremely confident in the advice I give to others, despite being somewhat self-absorbed and narcissistic, a consequence (or a cause) of my lonely childhood. I am extremely pompous and verbose, prone to making grand, melodramatic declarations regarding my intentions and make the most of every opportunity to make a speech. Frequently, my pomposity and snobbery is undercut and belittled by the other people I encounter, and is often the cause of many of the misfortunes and crises that occur in my life.

I am also one of the MINDS behind Steinjive: The MC Steinberg Motion Picture (I contributed the MC Steinberg part), I’ve hosted a few episodes of NYCTV’s now-defunct music video show, New York Noise, and I’ve made very small contributions to The Best Show on WFMU and The Jake and Jackie Show on FreeFM/KRock. I’ve also performed/sold drinks at the Peoples Imporov Theater in New York.

You can also find me writing on JOYdropper, Hyperchuckle and the Steinblog. Learn more in The Brett Davis Story.