I am a upper class socialite with intellectual tastes and a snobbish, uptight demeanor. I am something of an epicure, and enjoy the finer things in life, such as wine, good food and expensive tailoring. I am also also an aficionado of the arts, including opera, classical music, theatre, and antiquities, and I possess some esoteric and obscure interests, such as Mongolian Throat Singing, and obscure African artifacts. My large ego, coupled with my Harvard and Oxford education, make me extremely confident in the advice I give to others, despite being somewhat self-absorbed and narcissistic, a consequence (or a cause) of my lonely childhood. I am extremely pompous and verbose, prone to making grand, melodramatic declarations. Frequently, my pomposity and snobbery is undercut and belittled by the other people I encounter, and is often the cause of many of the misfortunes and crises that occur in my life.

Along with all of that I am a writer/comedian/filmmaker from New Jersey. I was a contributor to radio shows The Best Show on WFMU and The Buzz on KRock, and a writer for The Jake & Jackie Show on FreeFM. I have hosted episodes and segments of NYCTV's New York Noise and performed at the Peoples Improv Theater in New York. I am also the co-writer/co-producer of Steinjive: The MC Steinberg Motion Picture, and MC Steinberg's biological father.